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February 14, 2012

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My take on GoOgle’s Valentine Day 2012 doOdle



And goOgle is back with another innovative doOdle.. If you haven’t seen yet.. see now on goOgle homepage.
And this time its on the allegedly most romantic day of the year.. This time there’s a story line to the doOdle.. I don’t remember any other doOdle with any story line.. although I wont trust my memory at this hour of the night when I’m already half asleep.. so I recommend you don’t do either..
Anyways back to the current discussion.. the doodle shows a “miserable loser guy”.. just like you and me.. but a little more miserable..

The “Miserable loser guy” is trying to “patao” (or cajole.. Yeah.. I know english.. I just chose not to flaunt my knowledge of it..) a “Miserable loser girl”.. I mean come on.. she’s skipping rope in the middle of the day in a park that too on valentine’s day.. Even I got better plans than that.. (like playing chess on my tablet in my office when my boss is not looking at me.. FOREVER EVER EVER ALONE..)
So this “Miserable loser guy” we’re toking about.. he is trying to patao this girl.. wait.. I think I said that already.. ohk.. let it be.. m too lazy to delete it now..So, in his first attempt that “Pathetic loser guy”.. wait.. Not pathetic.. that “Miserable loser guy”.. although we must agree that he’s pathetic too.. so lets settle on that “Pathetic miserable loser guy”.. he tries to cheap out.. and present this “miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day” with a cheap single bud of flower (m sure he didn’t bought it.. and plucked it from some old lady’s garden).. And as any miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day should ideally do.. she ignored him..

Pathetic miserable loser guy gifting rose

But our “pathetic miserable loser guy” here is no ordinary “pathetic miserable loser guy”.. he goes back to home.. asks his mommy for some allowance in advance and bought her a nice pack of chocolates.. but as one should expect from a “miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day”.. she ignored him again..

Pathetic miserable loser guy gifting chocolates to Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day

COME ON “pathetic miserable loser guy”.. think of something better.. So this time our “pathetic miserable loser guy” goes back to his home and stole his little brother’s favorite dinosaur tee-shirt and the “miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day” ignores her yet again.. although this time I don’t blame her.. I mean come on “Pathetic miserable loser guy”.. you’re better than this(I Guess)..

Pathetic miserable loser guy giving stolen dino tee to Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day

But this time he sunked to even lower levels..he stole a baloon from some little kid playing in the park.. and as expected got ignored from “Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day” yet again..

Pathetic miserable loser guy giving stolen pathetic miserable baloon to Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day
Then he realsied.. He’s really goOd at stealing.. and then he steals some more stuff.. like a pie.. television set.. magician’s cap.. a teddy bear.. a heart shaped baloon and one more weird thingy that I can’t recall what its called..And I guess there was an paper plane too.. but ALAS! “Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day” still ignored him.. NOW COME ON MISERABLE LOSER GIRL SKIPPING ROPE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ON A VALENTINE’S DAY.. what else do you want..

Pathetic miserable loser guy giving stolen gifts to Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day
Now If I would have been the director.. i’ld have taken the the “Pathetic miserable loser guy” to the bar and there he’d sink in the alcohol until he’ld have passed out.. but as this is not reality.. weird things can still happen here..

So what this “Pathetic miserable loser guy” do.. he stole some other “miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day” ‘s skipping rope and starts skipping beside “miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day“.. And what happens next is history.. she leaves her rope and starts skipping with him on his rope..

Obviously I don’t get this part.. If any lady reader can explain this part to me I’ll be happy to take her for a coffee today..

only possible explanation I can think of is that “Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day” ‘s hands were really hurting from all that skipping rope all day on the valentine’s day.. and she just wanted a break so he threw her rope and started skipping on his’.

Pathetic miserable loser guy skipping together with Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day

Pathetic miserable loser guy and Miserable loser girl skipping rope in the middle of the day on a valentine’s day finally together

Then doOdle shows six other couples – “Alien octopus with an astranaut”.. “Princess and a Frog holding skipping rope”.. “Dog and a cat.. holding skipping rope”.. “another pathetic miserable loser boy and miserable loser girl”.. holding skipping rope.. “A couple of gay fellas”.. not holding skipping rope (This prove’s men are intelligent).. “A cookie and a milk carton”.. holding skipping rope.. aah! great.. now m hungry..

Pathetic miserable loser guys and Miserable loser girls

So moral of the story is: If you are single on this valentine’s day.. and you’re not gay or not wandering somewhere in space with one eyed alien octopus.. GO BUY A DAMN SKIPPING ROPE!
Now I really regert all those years of loneliness when the secret of becoming a couple was something as stupid as something like “Skipping rope”.. shya!

By the way if any of you miserable loser wondering which song is that in the background of the doOdle..

Its “Cold, cold heart” from Tony Bennett

Lyrics of which goes like this..

I tried so hard, my dear to show
That you’re my every dream
Yet, you’re afraid each thing I do
Is just some evil scheme
A memory from your lonesome past
Keeps us so far apart
Why can’t I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold, cold heart

And if some other pathetic miserable loser out there whose wondering why even Valentine day is celebrated?? Here’s why..

Valentine’s Day is observed in honor of one or more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine. The day first became associated with romantic love in the High Middle Ages when the tradition of courtly love flourished. Source:Wikipedia

 

DISCLAIMER: BINARYLOG NEITHER ENCOURAGE NOR DISCOURABGE STEALING STUFF FOR GIFTING TO GIRLFRIENDS. PLEASE DONOT IMITATE THIS THINGS AT HOME. STEALING IS A BAD HABIT CAN SOMETIMES GET YOU IN JAIL.ALTHOUGH NOT GIVING GIFTS TO GIRLFRIENDS IS PRETTY BAD TOO AND CONSEQUENCES OF IT MAY BE EVEN MORE DANGEROUS. SO THINK WISELY.

 


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7 Comments Post a comment
  1. Feb 14 2012

    Get your English right dude!!!
    first (m sure he didn’t bought it.. is so bloody screwed.. its m sure he didn’t BUY it… maintain the tense you are using.. you say she ignores it once .. she ignored it once all for the same context…. WTF??

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    • Feb 14 2012

      I won’t make excuse by saying that “When you are writing such long articles at 2AM in the morning..Tenses are the last thing on your mind” as I was never really goOd at tenses.. Tenses always make me and those around me “tensed”.. you are the latest victim.. Had I known my grammar would be checked I mite have read it once or twice again.. although It wont have made any difference..
      ByTheWay thanks for reading the article in the sense it was intended to.. (Sarcasm implied)
      also I’m guessing Ignored-ignores mistake was made because ‘S’ n ‘D’ are placed adjacent on a keyboard.. although I don’t have anything to say regd. BUY BOUGHT scandal.. I guess I screwed bad there..
      P.S: You mights finds some reely bad grammars in this comments too.

      Reply
  2. Feb 14 2012

    this includes your PATHETIC MISERABLE LOSER lines such as But this time he sunked to even lower levels —- Damn! sunked??? who invented this word dude???

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    • Feb 14 2012

      Try being innovative sometime and you’ll coin some new words too..
      Don’t worry.. its never too late..
      And my “Pathetic Miserable Loser” phrase seem to have triggered you.. Let me make it clear it was not written with you in mind.. or maybe it was.. depends on weather or not you are willing to buy a skipping rope for your girlfriend today.. or maybe any rope.. or maybe just skipping..

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  3. May 9 2012

    Bangalorians are good in English, OMG latest news

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  4. Abhisek Rai Akrant
    May 9 2012

    @Bangalorean: Go get a Life…… Your life sucks big time Dude
    Reason: You are trying really hard to prove that others are failures and this happens only when our own life is miserable. Dude, the problem with you is that people around you have made you an “Invincible loser” and you are on a quest to find partners or the person who can beat you :P. Ohh my my…. Am I being rude.. *Shudders in fear” .. Please don’t insult me .. Please… Grammar Nazi… hahaha.. I just wish you would read this… And one last thing… start finding good things, even out of worst things, believe me this helps. God Bless you..

    PeErLeSs2aCmE

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  5. May 10 2012

    very nice to read.

    Reply

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